Compleat Redneck

Commentary from the boondocks. If it makes any sense, it is just by chance.

Wednesday, November 27, 2002
My old buddy Larry over at Kudzuacres, and that boy does have kudzu, suggested that I start one of these blog things. Since I have this computer here at the Barbeque Emporium and lots of time while the pork cooks, I thought, why not? Cletus and me spend a lot of time talking about the world situation while we watch the cooker. Cletus is my wood cutter. Smoking pork takes a lot of hickory. Cletus has a purty simple view of the world. He thinks that international affairs are a lot like the affairs that go on down in the trailer court. Cletus is kind of the superpower at the court since he has a bigger collection of weapons than many third world countries. I'll keep you up on Cletus' thoughts.