Compleat Redneck

Commentary from the boondocks. If it makes any sense, it is just by chance. billyjoebobsbbq@yahoo.com

Monday, November 01, 2004
 
Cletus says he is right happy that he decide to forego running for political office. He says he doesn't think he would be able to tell all those lies with a straight face. Bubba said: "Sure you could, you do it all the time with your stories." I think that hurt Cletus' feelings because he has just about eaten me out of pecan pie. Cletus tried one of those low carb diets, but unfortunately, he decided that pecan pie was low carb because the diet plainly said that you could eat a handful of nuts each day. We tried to tell him that there was a bit of sugar in the pie, but he went with his theory about the nuts. It is hard to say if Cletus has gained any weight, but I don't think he has lost any.

Cletus says he wishes some people would lose weight because if fat people are the majority, he might lose some of his legal protections. Bubba told him that the big restroom stalls and wide doors were not for "large" people but for those with physical handicaps and wheelchairs.

I don't think Cletus believes him.


 
Cletus says he is right happy that he decide to forego running for political office. He says he doesn't think he would be able to tell all those lies with a straight face. Bubba said: "Sure you could, you do it all the time with your stories." I think that hurt Cletus' feelings because he has just about eaten me out of pecan pie. Cletus tried one of those low carb diets, but unfortunately, he decided that pecan pie was low carb because the diet plainly said that you could eat a handful of nuts each day. We tried to tell him that there was a bit of sugar in the pie, but he went with his theory about the nuts. It is hard to say if Cletus has gained any weight, but I don't think he has lost any.

Cletus says he wishes some people would lose weight because if fat people are the majority, he might lose some of his legal protections. Bubba told him that the big restroom stalls and wide doors were not for "large" people but for those with physical handicaps and wheelchairs.

I don't think Cletus believes him.


 
Cletus says he is right happy that he decide to forego running for political office. He says he doesn't think he would be able to tell all those lies with a straight face. Bubba said: "Sure you could, you do it all the time with your stories." I think that hurt Cletus' feelings because he has just about eaten me out of pecan pie. Cletus tried one of those low carb diets, but unfortunately, he decided that pecan pie was low carb because the diet plainly said that you could eat a handful of nuts each day. We tried to tell him that there was a bit of sugar in the pie, but he went with his theory about the nuts. It is hard to say if Cletus has gained any weight, but I don't think he has lost any.

Cletus says he wishes some people would lose weight because if fat people are the majority, he might lose some of his legal protections. Bubba told him that the big restroom stalls and wide doors were not for "large" people but for those with physical handicaps and wheelchairs.

I don't think Cletus believes him.