Compleat Redneck

Commentary from the boondocks. If it makes any sense, it is just by chance.

Friday, June 16, 2006
Mizz Junebugg said I should change the "poster" name from "Billy Joe Bob" to "Cletus" if I am now on my own. It is done. I just hope I don't have to eat crow and let old BJB have CR back. I am thinking about some stories and will post at least one next week.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Well, here I am in my second day as the sole proprieter of "Compleat Redneck" and I still haven't come up with a really good story. I can just hear the hoots and hollers down at the old BBQ Emporium. Actually, I really can "just hear" them since I am in the back room typing and they are out there laughing. BJB, Bubba and Elroy say they have no intention of helping with CR any longer not even so much as reminding me of some miscapade from yesteryear.

Keep reading. I'm sure I'll think of something.

Monday, June 12, 2006
Cletus here. Old BJB says he is giving up blogging and that I can have the Compleat Redneck blog as my very own. Now I think we can all agree that BJB hasn't been the most active blogger of late. I think I can improve on that as I type at least twice as fast as he does and to tell the truth, I am a much better speller.

Now the problem I have is whether or not to allow Bubba and Elroy to have any say in what appears in CR since they have been around since the beginning way back in December 2002. Out of the goodness of my heart, I may allow them occasional appearances. I think you will find that CR is now much more respectful to yours truly as I do not plan to make nearly as many snide remarks about Cletus as BJB was prone to. In fact, I may not make any!

Now long time readers know that I have provided much of the intellectual content of CR since its inception so I think you will not see any decrease there. By actual word count, I have provided 96% of the good stories so you can expect a small increase in story quality if not quantity as I have pretty much exhausted my store of true stuff.

Anyway, I am looking forward to being your faithful blog writer.