Compleat Redneck

Commentary from the boondocks. If it makes any sense, it is just by chance.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Cletus says he has been reading a lot of "news" lately and the steady stream of drivel from politicians, entertainers, reporters and other public figures has him wondering: "Do idiots know they are idiots?"

Bubba suggested he write to a few and ask them.

Cletus replied that he figures they are too stupid to read.

Monday, March 12, 2007
Cletus and Bubba went to a funeral yesterday. It was for an older feller in a wing of their extended family. Cletus says he always enjoys seeing that part of their family because it makes the rest of the Jones family seem down right normal. He says Jeff Foxworthy would be at a loss for words trying to describe all the disfunctions in that branch.

Funny thing was no one was real eager to go down that discussion road since we all have family best not mentioned.

Elroy said that in some cases, we may be the unmentionables.

He could be right but let's not go there.